Mary: why are you only eating the brown ones?
Eddie: i figure the brown ones have less artificial coloring since chocolate is already brown.
[The Wedding Planner]
A TiP, Ben, when you're girlfriend says, "Let's Go To Paris For the Weekend," Y0U G0!
[Drew Berrymore as Lindsey, Fever Pitch]
Everything here is edible, children. Even I am edible, but that would be called CaNiBeLiZm, which is frowned upon in most societies.
[Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (w/ Johnny Depp)]
Chewing gum is gross. Chewing gum I hate the most.
[Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (w/ Johnny Depp)]
If he can't respect my Art. He can't have my Heart. <3 <3 <3
[Galoria, The Cheetah Girls]
You know what they say: Good Girls go to heaven. But Bad Girls go Everywhere.
[Omarosa, The Serreal Life]
Ya know, we call ourselves the Cheetahs because the cheetah is the fastest && the fiercest feline in the jungle.
[Galoria, The Cheetah Girls]
The only thing that turns me on more than the truth, is a girl that likes to dance.
[Vince Vaughn, TRL July 14, '05]
If life gives you lemons you should make lemonaid. But then you should find someone's life that gives them vodka, and have a party.
[Rom White, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again]
I believe that if you let someone cut in front of you in traffic and then don't give you the little wave than it's perfectly legal to get up underneath them, cut em loose, and ram em into the wall.
[Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again]
Guns don't kill people. Husbands that come home early kill people.
[Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again]
I believe that the only thing worse than having diarrhea is trying to have it quietly in a public restroom.
[Jeff Foxworthy, Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again]
Jeff Foxworthy: When's your birthday?
Larry the Cable Guy: Febuary 17th
Jeff Foxworthy: No, what year?
Larry the Cable Guy: Every year.
[Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again]
"What an idiot. Who makes a password that no one can guess?"
[Hilary, The Fresh Pince of Bel Air]
Call me whore, call me a slut, just don't call me a liar.
[tonya, mtv]
He shall be Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
[Dori, Finding Nemo]
How Rude!
[Stephanie, Full House]
& that's the way the cookie crumbles. . .
[Jim Carrey]
Yes, the points don't matter. Just like the cost of your funeral.
[Drew Carey, Who's Line is it Anyway]
Say it! "I'm a bird!"
[The Notebook]
The only things that people fear are the things that they have already experienced.
[One Hour Photo]
When you grow up, your <3 dies.
[Allison, The Breakfast Club]
God Kip, stay home and eat all the flippin chips! - Napoleon Dynamite- Heck yes!
Fez:You know in my country-
Hyde: It's illgal here.
Fez: Oh, I see...
"It seems that you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase and that's all. So you know what? You can have it."
[The OC]
Cool your jets Mr. your all over the map!
[Carlton, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air]
Why would someone lock safe?
[Chelsea, That's So Raven]
When you finally figure out the rules of life, everything changes over night...
[Go Figure]
Harvard won't be impressed that you aced "The history of polka dots"
[Legally Blonde]
Whoever said that orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!
[Elle, Legally Blonde]
What, like its hard?
[Elle, Legally Blonde]
I'd pick the dangerous one, because I'm not afraid of a challenge!
[Elle, Legally Blonde]
There are two kinds of evil people - people who do evil things, and people who see evil things being done and don't try to stop them.
[Mean Girls]
We can't do this anymore...I can't do this anymore: Hiding, Sneaking Around...I'm in love with you and I don't care who knows it!!
[Summerland]
I can't wait anymore. Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drout.....useless and disapointing!
[Sam, A Cinderella Story]
Happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet.
[Mr. & Mrs. Smith] | 
